What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School?

When I wrote my entrance exams into secondary school, one of the questions in English was, what is the opposite of 'forward" Hmmm I scratch head tire, I didn't know it.

Then the spirit told me that during the morning assembling before class, while marching into the class, the commander will say FOORWAAARD MARCH, if they want us to stop, they will say ATTEEENTION, naso guy man write attention o, as the d opposite of forward.

The supervisor came around and started laughing at me, she ended up telling me the answer.

The second was during our MOCK exams in primary school, I didn't do primary 6, I jumped the class, so I had to write the MOCK with primary 6 pupils. during the CRK exam, we were asked "what is temptation?"

I didnt have the slightest idea since I never came across it (I assumed it was in primary 6 curriculum) so I asked the primary 6 boy sitting next to me.

Nigger was like 'Onwunwa?' (temptation in Igbo) "kedu nke bu iju mmadu gini bu Onwunwa?" (how you go come dey ask person wetin be temptation?) "onwunwa bu Onwunwa na"(temptation is temptation period)

and that was how we wrote it, temptation is temptation! Via Nairaland https://ift.tt/2v3ULVL